Another round of potions on me
Friend: I just thought you might like my art-
Me:
More you might like
i volunteer my roommate
Well I ain’t gonna turn down volunteers, w)(o’s yo roommate?
No no no no this is not happening. I’m shutting this down 8efore it even gets started!
S)(it, you’re her roommate? You’re barely a fuckin snack.
Excuse me? Do you have any idea who you’re talking about?
8arely a snack, 8ig words coming from someone who’s only 8arely royalty.
…say somefin pike dat to me again and you’ll be ‘barely’ t)(ree dimensional. Besides,I eat bigger t)(ings t)(en you for breakfast. I’d barely feel ya up my butt.
Then we 8oth agree that this whole thing would just 8e a huuuuuuuuge waste of time.
On the other hand, why not try shoving my roommate between your cheeks?
E)(, s)(e volunteered you first, if you got anyt)(in to sweeten me up, I’ll be )(appy to send )(er in~
How a8out a few hundred thousand 8oon8ucks to sweeten the pot? And may8e some advice on how to sneak up on her?
)(mmmmm…you got yourself a deal~ I’ll spare you from my booty’s wrat)(, for now anyway~
disegnidipizzo
